Wednesday, June 10, 2020

Zucchini, Coconut, Cauliflower, Chai, MCT Oil, Hemp Protein


Ive skipped acouple of these, due to the weekend and some work stuff, but there wasnt much to report. Allie said one of them tasted like medicine, that was pretty funny. Otherwise nothing worth remembering. But we will get back on track today. Because this shit is memorable. 

Unmitigated garbage. Just pure shit. I dont know what MCT oil is and im surprised to learn that hemp even has protein but I really expected the rest to be innocuous enough to at least be boring. But this tastes like it ran through a dishwasher. It sucks, Plain and simple. Hard NO, will not reorder. May not finish drinking. Like, run cauliflower through a garbage disposal and then put some chai in it. Thats it. Its not good. Seriously fuck this smoothie. It doesnt even smell good. the chai cant cut through the garbage smells. Its trying, but it cant quite do it. So bad. 

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Zucchini, Coconut, Cauliflower, Chai, MCT Oil, Hemp Protein

Ive skipped acouple of these, due to the weekend and some work stuff, but there wasnt much to report. Allie said one of them tasted like med...